Screaming in the Void

March 7th, 2024 - sunny day on campus

Many have been absent due to the heavy rain, however the sun has come back. What a great time to be outside, read in the shade, and avoid the gym after 5.

Those who abandoned their new years resolutions will come back (and more). It’s sunny outside, and we catch a glimpse of summer. Most have traded their umbrella for a t-shirt, and many think about their summer body.

“I need abs for the summer” “Time to cut”

Prepare to see crowded gyms, as many will flock to save their physique before spring break, and guarantee a successful white boy summer.

June 22nd, 2024 - I’m basically Paul Graham

In his response to a question “What would you study in college now?”, Paul Graham replies “Physics”, because he feels like it is something he “missed”.

I have been thinking this exact thought for months, therefore I am a new Paul Graham, also studying computer science.

July 11th, 2024 - Water plants

Do plants normally get rained on during peak sunlight hours? No? Then why are you watering them at high noon when its 35ºC outside? Do it ealier or later.

July 11th, 2024 - Life Skills

It is stupid, even dangerous, to be tolerate being bad at something that everyone is mediocre at. I’m thinking of communication skills, but this applies to driving too.

September 30th, 2024 - Drinking (I am not them)

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I am not them.

December 12th, 2024 - Music Midwits

The song Touch, by Katseye, is an awful song, and represents garbage music taste. Many other genres fit this category.

When I bring this up to people who like this song, the response is usually “It’s so catchy though!”. Well DUH! Of course it has to be catchy to your pee-sized brain, otherwise it would never have made it out there, let alone make people famous, or generate revenue.

You know what else is catchy? Clickbait. You’re a midwit.

Of course, dancers are somewhat exempt.