Screaming in the Void

March 7th, 2024 - sunny day on campus

Many have been absent due to the heavy rain, however the sun has come back. What a great time to be outside, read in the shade, and avoid the gym after 5.

Those who abandoned their new years resolutions will come back (and more). It’s sunny outside, and we catch a glimpse of summer. Most have traded their umbrella for a t-shirt, and many think about their summer body.

”I need abs for the summer” “Time to cut”

Prepare to see crowded gyms, as many will flock to save their physique before spring break, and guarantee a successful white boy summer.